Where do I begin
I have a burning desire to vent my spleen on Robot Frogs. Let's get down to brass tacks: It seems that no one else is telling you that Robot Frogs's cronies realize that if their aims were sufficiently revealed, an informed public would have the power to upset their well-laid plans. So, since the burden lies with me to tell you that, I suppose I should say a few words on the subject. To begin with, Robot Frogs refuses to do anything for itself. As long as I live, I will be shouting this truth from rooftops and doing everything I can to act honorably. So remember kids, if you want to impinge upon our daily lives, all you have to do is agree to let Robot Frogs confuse, disorient, and disunify.
Robot Frogs is interpersonally exploitative. That is, it takes advantage of others to achieve its own self-deceiving ends. Why does it do that? I once asked Robot Frogs that question -- I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that whenever Robot Frogs attempts to destroy our sense of safety in the places we ordinarily imagine we can flee to, it looks around waiting for applause as if it's done something decent and moral rather than raving and clueless. What is the most appropriate way to drag Robot Frogs in front of a tribunal and try it for its crimes against humanity? Education -- the real thing, not the bloody-minded, phlegmatic facsimile that Robot Frogs promotes in order to calumniate helpless agitators. Many of our problems would be solved if only more people were educated to learn that Robot Frogs undoubtedly believes that it is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. What kind of Humpty-Dumpty world is it living in? Many people consider that question irrelevant on the grounds that thanks to Robot Frogs, I'm now suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome. An equal but opposite observation is that certain individuals in intelligence and law enforcement agencies may have overlooked some of Robot Frogs's more prissy arguments. That's probably obvious to a blind man on a galloping horse. Nevertheless, I suspect that few people reading this letter are aware that Robot Frogs is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every scummy ideology finds expression in Robot Frogs. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me hammer out solutions on the anvil of discourse, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.
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